Posts Tagged ‘women’
The wife says: We need.
The wife means: I want.
The wife says: It’s your decision.
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious.
The wife says: Do what you want.
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later!
The wife says: We need to talk.
The wife means: I need to complain.
The wife says: Sure… go ahead.
The wife means: I don’t want you to.
The wife says: I’m not upset.
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron.
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights.
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
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