A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.
It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the first candidate.
“Yes. You have no ears.”
He quickly eliminated the first candidate.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the second candidate.
“Yes. You have no ears.”
He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the third candidate.
“Yes. You’re wearing contacts.”
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, “That’s correct. How did you know?”
“You can’t wear glasses if you don’t have any freakin’ ears.”
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oɐıɔ …ʇɹoɥs sıɥʇ ʇnɔ ɐʇʇob
.ɟɟo ʞuıɥʇ uɐɔ ı ɟɟnʇs ǝıɥɔǝʇ ʎuɐ puɐ ’suoıʇn1os ’sǝxıɟ ’s1ɐıɹoʇnʇ ǝɯos ʇnd 11,ı .ǝʇısqǝʍ ɹǝʞɔɐɥǝɟı1 ɹɐ1ndod ǝɥʇ ǝʞı1 ǝɹoɯ buıʞuıɥʇ ɯ,ı .ǝʇısqǝʍ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ‘uıɐbɐ ʇǝʎ ‘dn buıʇʇnd uo buıuuɐ1d ɯ,ı ‘os1ɐ
.ʇı ǝʌoɯǝɹ oʇ s1ooʇ ǝɯos puıɟ puɐ ʇı ʎpnʇs oʇ ǝɔuɐɥɔ ɐ ʇob ı ʇsɐǝ1 ʇɐ .ǝɔıɟɟo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ’snɹıʌ ɐ ʎq uıɐbɐ pǝʇɔǝɟuı ʇob ı ʇɐɥʇ pǝʇıɔxǝ os1ɐ ɯ,ı puɐ .sɹǝpɐǝɹ ʎɯ noʎ oʇ ǝɹɐɥs oʇ ʇo1 ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı .uıɐbɐ ǝɔuo bo1q sıɥʇ ǝʇɐpdn oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝʌɐɥ 11,ı ʎ11nɟǝdoɥ .uıɐbɐ ʎsnq uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı …ʍouʞ ı ‘ʍouʞ ı
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