Archive for November, 2007

15
Nov

A lawyers argument

   Posted by: Ryman    in Humor Post, Things Forwarded

One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, “I’d give Php500.00 to spend the night with that woman.”

Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, “I’ll take you up on that offer.”

She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning the man presented her with Php250.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating “If you don’t give me the other 250.00, I’ll sue you for it.”

He laughed, saying “I’d like to see you get it on these grounds.”

Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.

His lawyer said “She can’t possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented.”

After the usual preliminaries, the lady’s lawyer addressed the court as follows: “Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of Php500.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only Php250.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance.”

The defendant’s lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense, therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. “Your honor,” he said, “my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted.”

The young lady’s lawyer answered thus “Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted.”

In the Judge’s decision, he provided for two options: “pay the Php250.00 or have the equipment detached and provided to the plaintiff for damages.”

The defendant wrote a check immediately

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13
Nov

Marital Definions

   Posted by: Ryman    in Humor Post

BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.

GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling. A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.

HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn’t do it.

HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.

JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.

LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

MISS: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

MISTRESS: Something between a mister and a mattress.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single in the first place.

WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.

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12
Nov

Joanne7teen.net

   Posted by: Ryman    in Net Escape

Finally my girlfriend’s new blog site is finally up. I bought my girlfriend a domain and host so she can transfer her files and data from her old web page. You can check her site (there are still no entries yet) at www.joanne7teen.net which she will maintain (I’ll help her of course) regularly.

Eventually she will put up, and I suggest in a sub folder/domain, her old web page which she created and updated by herself a couple of years/months ago. I’m still teaching her basic PHP so she can tweak the codes at her Wordpress powered blog site. She learns quickly since she already knows how to code HTML and CSS, so its only a matter of time for changes to appear on her site.

As a side note though, there is still no ‘proper’ working internet connection at their house. They’ve already discontinued using Globe since the internet service doesn’t reach their place, only the phone function. Right now, I’m helping them set up BayanTel’s BayanDSL internet service. And, I have to reformat, again, their computer since there seems to be a problem installing various drivers to their system.

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12
Nov

26th birthday, second batch

   Posted by: Ryman    in Real World

Last Nov. 10, I went out with my girlfriend, including my former officemates to have a dinner at Eastwood, Libis. So after 7:00 pm, we went to this restaurant called Serye, where we’ve had our dinner.

This supposed dinner was delayed a couple of times a few weeks back because of schedule conflicts. But I was glad it did push through, since its been a while since I last saw them. The ones present at that night out were: Sarah, Kelly, Arbee and her boyfriend, Nico. I was with my girlfriend Joanne when we arrived there just a few minutes before 7 pm.

I’ve uploaded a couple of photos at the media gallery (follow Friends, Dinner at Serye to view them). The complete set of photos can be found at Kelly’s multiply page, including the meal that fed our stomachs that evening.

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12
Nov

A sad ending for Fate/Stay Night

   Posted by: Ryman    in Anime Nation

WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD

I just finished watching all 24 episodes of Fate/Stay Night (yes its written that way, with a slash). I would have rated the Anime a 9/10, but stayed with an 8.9/10 rating because I don’t like the ending.

Actually the ending is just fine, it justifies the series and the characters but it was too sad, and I don’t like sad endings. There are Anime’s that have sad endings, but this one shouldn’t have that kind of ending. :(

To start off, Fate/Stay Night is one of the best Anime’s I’ve watched. Compelling story, a good plot, and characters with diverse backgrounds. I’ve been reading about this Anime on various forums, and many have said that this is a good series. Also on various Cosplay competitions I went to, I always see cosplayers cosplaying characters from this Anime. That’s when I got interested on watching this. I knew my cousin have a copy of this Anime, so I borrowed his DVD to watch it.

Fate/stay night chronicles a two-week period in the life of Shirō Emiya, an amateur mechanic who attends school called Homurabara Gakuen in Fuyuki City. Ten years ago, Shirō was caught in a massive fire hazard that incinerated his parents and consumed a large portion of the city; as he was dying, an enigmatic man discovers and treats him. This man, Kiritsugu Emiya, decides to adopt him, though the two maintain a distant relationship because of Kiritsugu’s frequent departures from Fuyuki City. One moonlit night, Kiritsugu and Shirō have a discussion outside of their home, and Shirō discovers a fact about his father that Kiritsugu was actually a mage.

Unknown to Shirō, Fuyuki City is the setting for a secret and violent war among competing magi. For the past two centuries, seven sorcerers have gathered and engage in a Battle Royale, each gambling his or her own life to obtain the Holy Grail, a legendary chalice capable of granting wishes. The past four Holy Grail Wars have typically occurred every sixty years, with the most recent concluding a decade ago, but the fifth war has eerily started prematurely.

Each of the sorcerers, better known as Masters, are aided by one of the seven summoned spiritual familiars known as Servants, who are the reincarnations of legendary souls from all across time. These resurrected Epic Spirits (英霊, Eirei?), possess superhuman characteristics and wield powerful artifacts or abilities called Noble Phantasms (宝具, Hōgu?). A Noble Phantasm’s hidden abilities may be released by invoking its true name, but casual brandishing of a Noble Phantasm is best avoided, for symbolic Noble Phantasms usually belie a Servant’s identity, diminishing that Servant’s competitive advantage. Specific legends may be summoned with the aid of catalysts, which are artifacts, ideas, or experiences similar or of value to the desired Servant. Only one Servant can be summoned in each war from one of seven classes: Saber, Archer, Lancer, Berserker, Rider, Assassin, and Caster. (wiki)

That’s where I met Saber, a charismatic and proud knight that lived hundred years ago. Although she might seem a little bit cold and usually resorts to fighting, she has a good heart and actually cared for other people. A somewhat battle hardened female that only lives to fight in battles with her sword, Caliburn.

Saber

Her full name is Arturia Pendragon, and her creation as a character was inspired by the legends of King Arthur. Arturia is the daughter of British King Uther Pendragon and Igraine, a former Duchess of Cornwall. At her nativity, Uther realizes his subjects will never accept a female as a legitimate ruler, and decides to not publicly announce Arturia’s birth or gender. She is entrusted by Merlin to a loyal knight, Sir Ector, who raises her as a surrogate son. When Arturia is fifteen, King Uther dies, and with no known eligible heir to the throne, Britain enters a period of turmoil following the growing threat of invasion by the Saxons. Merlin soon approaches her, explaining that the British people will recognize her as a destined ruler if she withdraws Caliburn, a ceremonial sword embedded in a large slab of stone. However, pulling this sword is symbolic of accepting the hardships of a monarch, and Arturia will be responsible for preserving the welfare of her people. Without hesitation, and despite her gender, she draws Caliburn and shoulders Britain’s mantle of leadership. (wiki)

I would have loved to see both her and Shirō Emiya got together, but fate wouldn’t have it. That’s the reason why I don’t like it’s ending, because it’s just so sad. But from the beginning of the series, I’ve already knew (and hinted) that they are not meant to be together because, Saber is already a ghost from the past. She is only a being that was summoned to participate in the holy grail war, and would eventually vanish after the war is over.

Well, that’s Anime for you. A lot of surprising endings, and some ending we don’t wish to happen. Saber, is one of the Anime characters I wouldn’t forget. Don’t worry though, Belldandy is still my number one. :)

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